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greedyraptor:

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

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counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

(Source: dilatatum, via fluffy-is-gay-for-jay)


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vvinstonmarshall:

yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]

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rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(via whiskeycourier)


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sixsteen:

i ship me and money

(via pizza)


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floristical:

real eyes

realize

that ur a lil bitch

(Source: condom, via clearxminds)


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